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If I chose to summarise myself in a single word, it would be: Strange.

Those looking for normalcy or the status quo should immediately "Take the Blue Pill!" for you will not find it here...


A summary (Want to know more? You'll just have to get to know me better...) of my 'quirks' include:

I'm a "scaley," being a wise old Silver Dragon of the "Western" type. Yes, my Avatar is green - that's because I can only draw curtains, draw a sword or draw breath. Anyone willing to give me an avatar is quite welcome to! ^_^

I live in a small country town (technically a city - pop ~15K) in South Australia. And no, it's a bloody long way to Sydney from here!

I'm a strict Vegetarian (aspiring to be Vegan)

I like Vore, more specifically Endosoma, which almost seems contradictory to the above.

I am a pacifist, abhor violence & do not fight at all (despite studying Tae-kwon-do to the Brown-belt level)

I value and respect all life, to the point that I will even catch & release venomous spiders such as the "Red Back Spider" (a relative of the Black Widow) rather than kill it

I am married and have 3 wonderful children; I adore my family and wish to show that love by smacking them around the head with a wet fish... (Without harming the fish, of course...)

I aspire to attain enlightenment, studying Taoist & Buddhist texts; (True Buddhist texts, not the 're-interpretations' created by the Buddhist Councils) I see these Eastern "Religions" as more of a Philosophy or System of Enlightenment, as Deity Worship is not actually required, nor is sitting on your arse for 7-days meditating

I am qualified as a computer technician, sysadmin & accountant. However, I chose not to relinquish my right to a personality when attaining the latter qualifications...

I 'bite off more than I can chew,' and often tend to over-commit myself! {Translation: I'm usually busier than a one-legged man at an arse-kicking competition}

There is a purple tyrannosaurus with pink hair standing behind you...

I plan to get my PhD in Procrastination, however I just never got around to applying for the course...

I used to (10 yrs ago) play classical, jazz, rhythm, lead & bass guitar - and will get around to it again some day... There's that Procrastination thing again...

I am an animal rights activist & much prefer the company of animals to humans, for they don't tend to have hidden agendas or motives, conspire, talk behind one's back, be pretentious or hold it against me that there is a 3' tall gnome called Norman who lives under the stairs & claims to be the reincarnation of Napoleon Bonaparte before offering me a cup of tea and biscuits.

I had a nasty fall in 1996 and 2-days later was told that I'd broken my back and would never walk again... I had trouble accepting that fact, since the day before I walked (slowly & painfully) to the toilet and back... I also walked out of the hospital (okay, at the time it was more of a shuffle!) the next day.

I wrote a couple of unpublished novellas in my youth that one day I will re-write to Novel-length and attempt to get published. I aim to do this once I obtain a coveted Round Tuit. In the meantime, I'll have to settle for eventually getting around to writing a short story or two and posting it on FurAffinity.

I am amazed to observe that many people pick their belly-button-lint and then sniff their fingers. WTF is that about?

I speak & write "English" and even though I don't have anything against Americans (my wife is American!), I refuse to "Americanise" my spelling or speech by:
- Substituting the letter 'z' for 's' (eg, "Americanise" vs "Americanize")
- Discriminating against the letter 'u,' (such as in 'armour,' 'colour' or 'labour.')
- Saying 'zee' instead of 'zed,'
- Changing 'metre' into 'meter' when talking about a measurement of distance (a 'meter' is something that displays information!)
- Putting tyres on my car instead of tires (for it doesn't need to be sleepy)
- Putting 'Gas' in my car that is actually a liquid instead of a vapour
- Saying 'Adver-Tise-Ment' vs 'Adver-tiss-ment' - even though the former seems more logical...
And many, many more...

Even though I am a pacifist, I get a strong desire to slap people when they talk about "PIN Numbers," (Personal Identification Number Numbers), ATM Machines (Automatic Teller Machine Machines) and other similar crimes against literacy.

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